Monday, March 1, 2010

Why did the chicken cross the road? (In Regards To)

  • Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
    -Because it was stuck to the chicken's feet.
  • Why did the duck cross the road?
    -Because the chicken was on holiday.
  • Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
    -Because the chicken was still a T-Rex.
  • Why did the wolf cross the road?
    -To eat the chicken.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    -Because it had no frontal lobe.

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